nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays: bear-hugs-for-you: wait wait okay, nemo in latin means nobody…so the real name of the movie is finding nobody…so that means nemo wasn’t even real but just something that was part of marlin nemo’s dad’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up nemo to cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children.
Thanks to Tumblr, I know the plot, characters, ships, inside jokes etc. of every single even vaguely popular fandom, but I still have absolutely no clue what Homestuck even is.
pornstarch: when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it
I WEEP FOR HUMANITY
corps-exquis: lethalya: Everybody should read this article about rape culture in video games. (In French, but I will translate it if you ask nicely, because everyone really should read it.) The first article was published in Joystick (a French gaming magazine), and I FUCKING CAN’T BELIEVE IT WAS ACTUALLY PUBLISHED. Rape apology, machismo glorification and a lot of condescending paternalism. ...
me: I’m so ugly omg I have no talents or friends I hate myself I’m gonna die in a cardboard box one day
me: back the fuck up bitch I’m the queen roll out the red carpet for me I’m the best ever later peasants
milanlucheck: Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
puffymind: minding your own business at school when suddenly the glee club starts doing a musical number and throws your lunch on the floor so they can stand on the table
communismkillsitonthedancefloor: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
tumboy: china wins silver: great britain wins bronze:
rumour: has it
Me : I'm a wizard.
Friend : Then prove it.
Me : I can't, no magic outside hogwarts.
phantom-quantum: if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just...
Moffat, what aren't you telling us?
zeta-tauri: First Eleven went and joined the Beatles Then we found Jack in an old photo from WWII WHAT IS GOING ON?
Harry Potter's fourth child was called "Dobby...
angry French person : PUTAIN
amazed French person : PUTAIN
happy French person : PUTAIN
sad French person : PUTAIN
lost French person : PUTAIN
disgusted French person : PUTAIN
horny French person : PUTAIN
bored French person : PUTAIN