omg this one time my dog was laying on the couch next to a pad and pen and my mum started laughing like “haha, it looks like hes gonna write something” and then she walked away so i wrote “PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL” on the pad and when she came back i hadnt moved but she just stared at the dog for like five minutes
You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling. And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like oh just kiss already
Maybe if Tumblr for some reason does win the teen’s choice award, we should all just reblog porn that day. Just a big porn spree. Then all the new people will just be like “ah, porn!” and never go on again.
Or They’d be like “OHHH! PORN!” and stay on forever.