❒Single ❒Taken ✔Burdened with glorious purpose.
Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself
Apostle: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
News in America: man throws intestines at police
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class
dappernation: We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki...
gehbiahblue: I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
oooweeoo: an-excess-of-tennant: soshootastar: who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom It’s okay Pluto. We still love you. Don’t listen to the mean bullies who don’t acknowledge you as a planet just because they’re bigger than you. i ship pluto x neptune
Venus will pass in front of the Sun →
istolethetardis: GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MY NERD GEEK...
killself: REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
And then, the day before I graduated from college, the news flooded my inbox: in...– Chloe Angyal at Feministing Today is the 3-year anniversary of Dr. Tiller’s murder by an anti-choice zealot. (via keepyourbsoutofmyuterus)
tlyudacris: miaism: campaign to stop putting raisins in food
spacehamsters: Snow White and The Huntsman plot twist: Chris Hemsworth is the fairest of them all.
phantom-quantum: lucy-vanpelt: FUCKING...
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via christophernolanss)
jack-sparrow: oh right. the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco’s poison.
clonyan replied to your post: If you’re french and you don’t know Revolver, you… Il était chouette alors ce concert ? :) Génial! Ils sont bien meilleurs en live que sur album!
trentofsky: there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other
If you’re french and you don’t know Revolver, you must listen to Revolver. If you’re not french and you don’t know Revolver, you must listen to Revolver anyway.
clonyan replied to your post: Well. This was a good way to end my exams. … I can’t see your picture ! I’ll fix it when i come back ♥ clonyan replied to your post: Well. This was a good way to end my exams. … But I’m glad you are on holidays anyway :) ♥♥♥ You better do your best for yours. And after we will do a lot of useless things together.
One Direction: you're insecure don't know what for
Me: do you want a list
Well. This was a good way to end my exams. Holidays. And now heading to my concert.
the-eleventh-blog: accio-badw0lf: the-eleventh-blog: it’s funny because you only have to mention ‘america’ and someone will start a chain of reaction because freedom, that’s why see
foxfaced: hairblackas-night: foxfaced: hairblackas-night: foxfaced: odairbear: do you british and american people not realize how confusing it is cause I never know if I should write color or colour ALWAYS COLOUR It depends if you like freedom or not. If you like freedom, it is color. if you like free health care it’s colour if you like the taste of tea in the dirty...
me every night: ok tomorrow i'll never eat again
can you ask someone out by saying, “i ship us” or is that weird and then propose by saying, “let’s become canon” #then die in each other’s arms saying “we are endgame”